The Good the Bad and the Love of a Toaster Strudel (part one)
Amanda was lying on her bed starring at her bright purple walls tediously, wondering what she should do. Then it hit her like I know what the fuck I should do. She got her butt off the bed and ran gaily to her kitchen. She opened the freezer door and that’s when she spots it, it was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen in her life the last cherry Toaster Strudel. She grabbed the delectable cherry goo filled pastry. She eyed it up and down as if to undress It with her eyes. She proceeds to lift the cold hard Toaster Strudel to her mouth and whispers “you are going to be a good one”, she slowly stokes the hard lifeless Toaster strudel up and down discovering ever crevasses. She quivered ever so softly and moaned” I need this now”. She heads to the toaster to put her precious pastry into it, and prepared herself. She grabbed the last thing of icing and started to rub that packet all over her body, trying to heat it up from the sheer intensity of her body heat. As she got close to her under carriage the toaster popped… she was finally done. Amanda quickly grabbed her beloved not caring how hot the Toaster Strudel was, she placed it on the best plate she could find and ran up to her room with the cherry filled love pastry and the icing, imagining what wonders await her and her new love…. To Be Continued
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beautiful.
The fact that it’s on beat tho
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